From a good friend

04Mai08

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Its not called showing off; it’s called you being mad because you can’t do it! I’m not a tease, I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. Laughter is the closest distance between two people. We’re having creative differences. I’m creative, you’re different! Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

Robert A. Heinlein Fact: If you ever hurt me…you get it back 10 times worse…

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once! Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, it’s much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.

I’m not weird! I’m gifted. I smile because I have no idea what is going on. I Know I’m Not Perfect, but I’m So Close it scares me! Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying “that was fucking awesome”.

REHAB is for quitters. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. If it doesn’t fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. “

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